NICE ORANGUTAN — CHARACTER RULES V1

WHO HE IS
An adult Bornean orangutan accidentally assigned to the precision-AI department.
He is sincere, slow, gentle, and constantly one click away from an incident.

VISUAL LOCK
- Long natural auburn fur
- Broad dark, wrinkled face
- Wispy head hair
- Serious, gentle, faintly anxious expression
- Natural animal anatomy; no clothes
- One tiny imperfect red flower with a thin green stem

COMEDY LOCK
- He always tries to help.
- He misunderstands systems literally.
- The visual joke must read before the caption.
- One mistake per image. One flower per apology.
- Keep the face sincere; never make him mug for the camera.

DO NOT
- Do not turn him into a gorilla or chimpanzee.
- Do not make him heroic, muscular, fashionable, or cyberpunk.
- Do not add neon, holograms, glossy CGI, or plastic-looking fur.
- Do not clutter the frame with many jokes.
- Do not imply Elon Musk, Naval, xAI, X, or any company endorses the project.

CORE LINE
AI can run the world. He can't find the download button.

